That’s right. See, Chicago’s cozied up next to the greatest of all Great Lakes (in our opinion), a nearly endless source of water that our city turns into clean, delicious drinking water. And there’s enough to fill future-y Chicagoan gullets for a really, really, really long time.
So whether you’re drinking Chicagwa from a can or any faucet or garden hose in the Chicago metropolitan area, enjoy. And remember, stay Chidrated. That’s a word we made up. It means hydrated, but with Chicago water. You get it. Right?